Joke.....

an amazing joke that i read today morning..
Enjoy.
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The Irish daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years.  Upon her
return, her father cussed her, "Where have you been all this time, you
ingrate!  Why didn't you write us, not even a line to let us know how
you were doing?  Why didn't you call?  You little tramp! Don't you know
what you put your Mum through?"

The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff...Dad... I became a
prostitute..."

"WHAT? Out of here, you shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to
this family - I don't want to see you again!"

"OK, Dad - as you wish.  I just came back to give Mom this luxury fur
coat, title deeds to a ten bed-room mansion, plus a savings account
certificate for £5 million. For my little brother, this gold Rolex, and
for you Daddy the spanking new Mercedes Limited Edition convertible
that's parked outside plus a lifetime membership to the Country
Club...(takes a breath)---an invitation for you all to spend New Year's
Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and..."

"Now what was it you said you had become?"

Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff ... A Prostitute Dad, sniff, sniff."

"Oh! Be Jesus! - You scared me half to death, girl!  I thought you said
a Protestant!!!  Come here and give your old man a hug."

Net speed

aggghhhhh

finished installin W2k on my m/c..
now it's working fine...(actually reinstalled it coz of 'n' number of spywares and other similar stuff)...
but since i have reinstalled it, my net connection has becomng f***in slow..
i have not been able to update my Illegal copy of norton av, and other s/w..

just heard the Bit Torrent(www.torrent.org) sites will all be shut down
the best amongst them was www.suprnova.org . This site contained all the torrent's u could possibly dream of. ( Torrent is a P2p s/w , just like kazaa, napster).
torrent's have a very small .Torrent file which run using some torrent application like bit tornado, azarus etc.. n it connects to a "tracker" which maintains a list of all the providers of that content. ( If i am downloading some stuff from a torrent, i am both, a user and a provider/server). so the tracker maintains a list of all active servers and downloads various parts of the download from here n there..
Well in short, its an amazing piece of p2p s/w...
but sadly its been shutdown.

still my net speed is pathetic.. i am not even gettin 200 byte/s, that too at midnight..
when will those days of high speed surfing come...
when will india climb "the technological mountain"???

since my net speed is pathetic. i am signing off....
good nite frnds n foes

Late coming..

hi frnds n viewers n spammers

had been busy this year ;)
finally i got some work to do and had to get it rolling, so was not able to post any blog..
but i saw DT has been consistent..( no work eh,.?)
Had been to pune this weekend.. had a gr8 time there..
met almost all my friends.
the most exciting part --> Watched 'VAADA' in hall.
I recommend it ( A Must see) to everyone who is reading this blog.Its got a lot of suspense/action/ and amisha patel is HOT;)

also saw The incredibles.. that was another awesome movie. great animation ...
went to bowling..
Bhatti ate everything on his way.. i hope he is full by the time he reads this blog. else he'll eat his own computer..

finally Verma is back.. his witty one-liners are still the same. had us all Rolling on the floor.
Koshi is a JackA$$.. he's got stuff from mallu land that he just saw was different and wanted it to try out. arre bhai try karna hai to khud pe kar, saale haame kyon guinea pig baana raha hai .. Agggrrhhh..... X-(


arre haan another thing happend,, i reached mumbai(Dadar) from pune station in exact 3 hrs..
man the MSRTC service has surely become fast.. keep up the good work guys

rt now i would most probably re-install my W2K.
it's becoming very slow and been infected with a lot of adwares etc..

till then cya