Joke.....

an amazing joke that i read today morning..
Enjoy.
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The Irish daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years.  Upon her
return, her father cussed her, "Where have you been all this time, you
ingrate!  Why didn't you write us, not even a line to let us know how
you were doing?  Why didn't you call?  You little tramp! Don't you know
what you put your Mum through?"

The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff...Dad... I became a
prostitute..."

"WHAT? Out of here, you shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to
this family - I don't want to see you again!"

"OK, Dad - as you wish.  I just came back to give Mom this luxury fur
coat, title deeds to a ten bed-room mansion, plus a savings account
certificate for £5 million. For my little brother, this gold Rolex, and
for you Daddy the spanking new Mercedes Limited Edition convertible
that's parked outside plus a lifetime membership to the Country
Club...(takes a breath)---an invitation for you all to spend New Year's
Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and..."

"Now what was it you said you had become?"

Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff ... A Prostitute Dad, sniff, sniff."

"Oh! Be Jesus! - You scared me half to death, girl!  I thought you said
a Protestant!!!  Come here and give your old man a hug."